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Posted on 22nd Jul at 3:20 PM, with 86,526 notes

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 3:19 PM, with 179,483 notes
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
Posted on 22nd Jul at 3:17 PM, with 113,826 notes
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

werewolfchaos:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

I lost it at Tomado. 

Posted on 22nd Jul at 3:13 PM, with 189,721 notes

sodamnrelatable:

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this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

Posted on 22nd Jul at 11:38 AM, with 82,795 notes

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Posted on 22nd Jul at 10:52 AM, with 9,890 notes

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 10:52 AM, with 15,789 notes

seansoo:

i swear i’m not a weeaboo but some anime openings make me want to parkour off several buildings and then run across the ocean to africa

Posted on 22nd Jul at 10:51 AM, with 152,977 notes

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

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