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Posted on 15th Sep at 10:12 PM, with 545,951 notes

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:11 PM, with 14,853 notes

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:11 PM, with 155,393 notes

travelerontheedge17:

queeringfeministreality:

vastderp:

goddamn look at that control

WHATHEFUCK

I just spent the last 10 min staring at this

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:10 PM, with 158,401 notes
masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:09 PM, with 28,065 notes

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:08 PM, with 14,783 notes

satinhands:

nonespark:

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT IN VIDEO FORM.

GOD BLESS.

 I CAN’T BREATHE

Posted on 15th Sep at 10:03 PM, with 85 notes

beholdmyrobes:

Do you ever just stop and think about how fucking weird your hobbies are going to sound when you’re old like

"When I was your age everyone wanted to fuck anthropomorphic animals"

"Grandma no"

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